Tuesday 17th March

Apologies were received from Joan, Marilyn and John Hughes. We had eleven members at the meeting and they were met by the excellent news that we had been awarded a grant of by Engage Renfrewshire which will be used wisely over the next twelve months. Discussion was held as to our outreaching to local schools in the hope of hosting some creative writing events.

Topic of the day was - in honour of St Patrick’s day - ‘The Wearing of the Green’ and this brought forth quite an assortment of approaches. Irene began proceedings with a potted history of St Patrick and his relevance to Irish history. This was followed by a short history of Ireland itself and set the scene for the afternoon. Morag gave us ‘An Irish Colleen’ - a heartfelt memory of her grandmother and her quiet pride of her Irish legacy which was confirmed by her mother.

Brian told the story of Brother Walfrid, an Irish Marist who founded Celtic Football Club as a means to alleviate poverty in the east end of Glasgow towards the end of the nineteenth century and Sandra related the tale of Ethan Smith, a young Celtic supporter who was hit by a missile during a recent Auld Firm clash. Jacky contributed a humorous poem based on how the wearing the green keeps the mischievous leprechauns at bay and John sent us a missive from Australia - a sketch based on a radio advert for the sale of St Patricks ephemera at a local shop. This was complimented by John M’s piece which also extolled St Patrick’s day souvenirs and their occasional negative effect on the ‘green’ approach to life.

Hilary read out her creation entitled ‘Nothing For You Will Go By You’ which highlighted the fortuitous purchase of gardening equipment at a jumble sale which led to the main character getting involved in allotment gardening while Rob related the tale of a Welsh rugby international whose one and only cap was won wearing a green shirt rather than the iconic scarlet jersey.

Finally, Joyce dipped into an old copy of ‘Jackie’ magazine where she read out a couple of letters written to an agony aunt, with the idea of the green monster of jealousy as a background. This gave rise to a brief discussion on crushes but, at this moment in time, not many admitted to their secrets - although I DID hear the name of Robert Redford mentioned more than once.

This week-end is the SAW Conference and, with nine members attending, along with a wide variety of entries their reporting back next week is much anticipated.

 Tuesday 10th March

Apologies were received from Irene, Joan and Lorna. Present were Marilyn, John H., Joyce, Rob, Morag, Sandra R., Sandra M., Hilary, Jacky, Brian and John Mac. The title for the day was open manuscripts but it could have had a totally different heading  which I would rather not mention!!!!

Joyce began proceedings with the precis of an article she had written some time ago which promoted the idea of legalising prostitution. This led to some discussion before Marilyn read her piece praising the work done by Sister Mary Ward in establishing the Congregation of Jesus which prompted the concept of womens’ education in the 17th. She went on to tell us of dealings with a local convent whilst she lived in Truro and the fun she had with the sisters. This was followed by an excellent piece from John Mac entitled ‘Bramito’. I began with a superb drawing of a local Italian wolf pack, its structure and life. This was followed by the earthquake of 2017 and the reaction of local government to the tragedy. In the centre stood a personal friend who had raised wolf cubs by hand as part of his job as a ranger and his reaction to his being prevented on checking on his lupine wards eventually leading to his eventual suicide. It was a delicate and moving piece.

Rob gave us ‘Learning Curve’ - how CPO Oatway had taught him lessons in life, even at his advanced age. Jacky returned to a very good opening chapter of a book designed for young adult readers and has the potential to go still further. It reminded me as a cross between ‘Bleak House’ and ‘The Selfish Giant’; also, the title ‘The Boy in the Window’ was well thought out and Jacky was urged to develop the story further. Hilary related a how a late arrival on a trip to the USA led to her and her party ending up asking for directions to their hotel from a ‘house of ill repute’. This may gave some indication as to what the subtitle of  today’s title may have been.

Sandra completed the afternoon’s readings with a sneak preview of Lorimer’s latest case and, coincidentally, this may also have paid lip service to the session’s underlying theme - although Sandra remained tight lipped.

Next week’s theme is entitled ‘The Wearing of the Green’ and members are reminded that the last competition entries of the year  are to be with Morag by midnight on 31st March.

 Tuesday 3rd March

We had apologies from Joan and it was good to welcome Joyce back to the writers’ fold. Present were Jacky, Irene, Sandra R., John Mac., John H, Brian, Hilary, Sandra M, Marilyn, Morag and Rob.

Whereas Joyce had no new writings to refer to, she did  open up a discussion on the legalisation of prostitution, a topic she had addressed previously in an article. As it is called the ‘oldest profession’, it probably does count as a constant and we look forward to hearing her arguments when she brings the original article in.

The subject for the day (which seemed to have caused a degree of consternation for which I apologise) was based on either the constants in a world of change or life’s anchor. Regardless of any misconceptions there was a healthy and interesting collection of members’ writings. Morag began with a fascinating article on the importance on local neighbourhood liveability and how she lives in an area of Erskine which has become an  increasingly convenient place in which to live. It gave a flavour of how a village in yesteryear may have existed. This was followed by Hilary’s affectionate and sentimental view of Glasgow as seen from the window of an aeroplane coming in to land and the emotions such sights stirred. John H wrote a short piece highlighting the dilemma he faces as he plans the family trip to Australia and the problems caused by the troubles in The Middle East and their constant evolution.

John Mac gave us a very detailed account of his love of cheeses - in particular the various European varieties; he highlighted when his obsession began, how it developed and, sadly, how it came to an end and various types of cheese and their geographical base punctuated his mouthwatering piece. This was then followed by Lorna who highlighted how her love of baking has sustained her through the rollercoaster of life and, as a group, we have all enjoyed the benefits of her hobby!.

Sandra R’s piece on early morning commutes and the simple act of looking up, skyward can bring a calm and period of wellness in a time of stress as one witnesses the ‘silent miracle’ of a sunrise (Sandra’s words). Brian gave us a poem based on his reaction to the current world order which referred to the fact that only constant in life is change and it is something to which we must become accustomed and be prepared. Rob followed the easy route with a brief history of taxation and mentioned  some of the more curious taxes in history and Marilyn followed up last week’s revelation of being a rock aficianado by showing her love of grass roots rugby in particular her grandson Calum’s involvement with Bishopton RFC. Sandra completed the readings with a heartfelt piece dedicated to home, Donnie and faith and this seemed to be fitting way to end.

Two points to note - the latest competition based on the theme of either ‘The Fugitive’, ‘The Stray’ or ‘SOS,’max. Max 1500 words to Morag by midnight 31st March. Also can each member bring a toiletry item next week so that we can make up a raffle prize for the SAW Conference. Thanks. 

Own Manuscripts next week - old or new, bring it along, even if we have heard it before. If it matters to you, it matters to the group.

 Tuesday 24th February

Apologies were received from Lorna, John Mac, Joyce and Joan. Present were Sandra M, Sandra R, Hilary, John H, Brian, Irene, Morag, Marilyn, Jacky and Rob

Title for the day was ‘The Story of the Song’ - a Desert Island Discs generated ‘this is the last record you would save from the surf were you to be overcome.’ Each piece was accompanied by the title track with ‘Big John Hughes’  acting as the resident DJ.

Sandra M opened proceedings with “We’ve Only Just Begun’ by the Carpenters  describing her early married life with the much loved and missed Donnie in Zimbabwe. This was followed by a creative piece from Hilary based around the song ‘Solitaire’ this time sung by Andy Williams. It described the case of a single man, obviously well off, who had to resort to playing solitaire on a card table whilst nursing a glass of bourbon, his partner having left. Sandra R followed with a poem written at a time in life when ‘I Want To Break Free’ by Queen was all the rage and Irene weighed in with a reflective, sentimental piece surrounded by the Beatles ‘When I’m Sixty Four’. It was entitled ‘True Romance’ and it was interesting to note that when one actually LISTENED to this song rather than had it on as background music, one realised what a clever and timeless song it is.

Brian gave us the history behind and an analysis of one of the Eagles least known songs ‘The Last Resort’, an outcry against the despoiling of the continent whilst in pursuit of the American dream. I think Marilyn surprised everyone by her choice ‘Driving Home For Christmas’ by Chris Rea, with memories of long drives on the M6 between Portsmouth and Glasgow. It resonated very strongly with me and I shivered as the word Shap was mentioned! It was Marilyn’s longest offering thus far and, to my mind, her best. Rob followed with the Strawbs’ ‘The Hangman and the Papist’ as being the archetypal song from the Folk Rock genre and Jacky weighed in with another Eagles track ‘ Hotel California”. Call me ignorant or naive but I hadn’t realised it was a prison  until Jacky pointed it out. John H completed the afternoon with a song ‘The Garden of Remembrance’ by Fish, an evocative piece which brought him many precious memories.

A very pleasant afternoon. More homework for next week’s title ‘Constants in the World of Change’.

 Tuesday 17th February

Apologies were received from John M, Joan, Morag and Joyce. There was a turn out of ten and proceedings began with a word about John Spence,  much loved and respected Secretary of Erskine Writers who passed away towards the end of last week. A hugely talented writer in many genres (I’m sure we all remember Chancer, Santa’s Glaswegian reindeer!!), he was also an honest and helpful mentor to those of us who joined the club under his secretaryship and our thoughts and prayers go out to his family.

As anticipated, Hilary’s “Magic Mixtures” provided us with an entertaining and challenging afternoon’s workshop. Using cuttings from a variety of publications and with an exhortation to concentrate on the effect such pictures had on our senses we had two exercises to complete roughly in the genre of Flash Fiction - one which we have come to know well recently! Hilary was also insistent that we begin our pieces with a strong opening sentence, the hook, which catches the reader encouraging them to ‘read on’. It was a very pleasant afternoon which was helped by humorous  readings and memoirs from Sandra R, Irene and John H and bolstered by Marilyn’s homebaking of pasties and sausage rolls.

Just a quick note - I have sent an email regarding the challenge set by the Scottish National Theatre and a reminder that a final competition has been placed - a short story based on ONE of the following titles “The Fugitive”, “S.O.S” or “The Stray”. Entries to be emailed to Morag by midnight on 31st March. 

 Tuesday 10th February

After the last three hectic weeks when our attention was concentrated on the judging of the SAW Flash Fiction entries, it was good see normal service resuming. We had a handful of call-offs and apologies were received from Joan , John H, Irene and Sandra R.

We received the results of the current session’s final in-house competition - humorous writing - as adjudged by David Ross. It was interesting to note that he gave a general critique to the club as a whole, the crux of which was that often humour lies within a spirited and pacy dialogue rather than something written in the third person. There were fourteen entries in total and the winner was Rob with ‘Inconsequential Lifeblood’ - an excerpt from his longer piece ‘Double Decker Dialogue’. John H came second with ‘Laughing Through the Bruises’, a cautionary tale about a  National Lottery entry with third place being awarded to John Mac’s slightly irreverent story ‘Holy Sweeties from Hegarty’s Bar’. David awarded TWO highly commended - John H’s ‘Revelations’ about the dangers of using a smart phone during a pub quiz and Morag’s tale ‘Communication Achieved’ about a conversation between a Glasgow lady and someone she mistook to be a medical student. 

Other offerings were Jacky’s ‘Two Men and a Dug’, Hilary’s ‘A Human is Not Just For Christmas’, Lorna’s ‘Clean and Tidy’, Brian’s ‘Skyline Pigeon’, Morag’s ‘Hand in Hand’ and Rob’s ‘Christmas in Stepford’. We look forward to hearing other entries later in the session.

The rest of the afternoon was given over to hearing tales whereby a well-known fairy tale or legend was brought up to date. We heard Joan’s ‘Ashley’, Hilary’s ‘The Predator’, Lorna’s retake on ‘Humpty Dumpty’, Marilyn’s clever play on ‘Little Miss Muffet’ and her smart phone (!) Rob’s ‘Myddfai Re-visited’ and John Mac’s  retelling of an old Slavic folktale which warned against giving a face to a homemade doll! It was a very pleasant afternoon.

Next week we have an in-house workshop based around Hilary’s ever-popular ‘Magic Mixtures’ and that is something to anticipate with joy.

Rob

 Tuesday 3rd February

Again there was a good turn out bolstered  by Brians’s Kit Kats and doughnuts. Apologies were received from Joyce, Margaret and Joan.

This was our final workshop on Flash Fiction adjudication in readiness for the SAW Conference in March. It has been a tough job, whittling down seventy entries to a final five - first, second and third, along with a Highly Commended and Commended. Also each member had to afix their own critique to the scripts consigned to their care. In many ways it has been a very refreshing exercise - seeing how other members of the creative writing fraternity went about their business, the ideas they came up with (and there were many!) and their finished article. In my opinion, it brought our club closer together as we worked on our own, in pairs and groups and eventually discussed the merits of those entries which were considered prize winners and worthy of commendation. All members are to be thanked for their commitment to this task and the time which they devoted to it and should feel proud of their efforts.  We have therefore arrived at our answers and the prizes go to…………….ah, no….that will have to wait until next month!

We are back to normal next week when members will hear entries to our final competition of the year - humorous writing - winners of the previous competition which are yet to be read - a turning point in your life - and, if there is time, a modern day reworking of a well known fairy story or legend so it should be quite enjoyable