Writer's Notes - Index
Sep 2019 WILMA FERGUSON First Line Indentation
Sep 2019 ADRINA CONNEL Story Critique
Mar 2019 JOHN HUGHES Wheelie Bin Dilemma
Jan 2019 WILMA FERGUSON Were you Ready for SAW?.
Jan 2019 PETE MARRISON The Third Day of January
Oct 2018 EDWINA TAYLOR Mary Mary
Sept 2018 KATE GORDON The Sunday Post
Aug 2018 PETE MARRISON The Ubiquitous word GOT.
July 2018 PETE MARRISON Brothers in Arms.
June 2018 PETE MARRISON It's never too late.
Sep 2019 WILMA FERGUSON First Line Indentation
Sep 2019 ADRINA CONNEL Story Critique
Mar 2019 JOHN HUGHES Wheelie Bin Dilemma
Jan 2019 WILMA FERGUSON Were you Ready for SAW?.
Jan 2019 PETE MARRISON The Third Day of January
Oct 2018 EDWINA TAYLOR Mary Mary
Sept 2018 KATE GORDON The Sunday Post
Aug 2018 PETE MARRISON The Ubiquitous word GOT.
July 2018 PETE MARRISON Brothers in Arms.
June 2018 PETE MARRISON It's never too late.
May 2018 ANNE O'NEAMUS. Infestation.
April 2018 KATE GORDON. Away From It All
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Wilma Ferguson
1 1.
Type all
of your text without tapping the tab key or using the space bar to indent.
2.
Ignore the
first paragraph which will start at the left margin.
3
Highlight
the rest of your text.
4
Click on
the little arrow beside the word, ‘Paragraph’
in the bottom layer of the menu bar at
the top of your screen.
5 Click on ‘Special’ at the down arrow beside the
word, ‘(none)’.
6 The box
alongside it which can be adjusted should read, ‘1.27 cm’. This will automatically give
you the standard indent of
five spaces which is equivalent to half an inch.
7 Click on ‘First Line’ then click on ‘OK’.
8 Click on
any area of blank space to remove the highlight.
Alternatively –
1 Type all
of your text without tapping the tab key or using the space bar to indent.
2 Hold the Ctrl key and tap the letter ‘A’. This will highlight all of your
text.
3
Click on
the little arrow beside the word, ‘Paragraph’
in the bottom layer of the menu bar at the top of your screen.
4 Click on ‘Special’ at the down arrow beside the
word, ‘(none)’.
5 he box
alongside it which can be adjusted should read, ‘1.27 cm’. This will automatically
give you the standard indent of
five spaces which is equivalent to half an inch.
6 Click on ‘First Line’ then click on ‘OK’.
7 Click on
any area of blank space to remove the highlight.
8 Take your
cursor to the first letter of your first word of the very first paragraph which
will be indented and remove this indent by tapping the ‘backspace’ key.
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NOTE
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STORY CRITIQUE Andrina Connell ©. Erskíne Writers
Optional – For Guidance only.
Begin with a bank of 30 points.
Allocate a maximum of PLUS Five (5) or MINUS
Five (5) points for each of the following headings.
PRESENTATION Is
the story set out following the requirements of the intended magazine editor or
publisher? Eg
Double spacing Wide
margins
Paras and dialogue indented No widows or orphans
Correctly
numbered pages Word
count noted
SPELLING
their/there
hear/here its/it's to/too/two other typos
GRAMMAR
Deviation
from tense? Too many adjectives/adverbs?
TITLE
Did
it suit the story or not?
Did
it give the story away?
OPENING PARA
Did
it hook you enough to want to read on?
Did
it take you a while to get into the story?
Could
the first para have been cut entirely?
CHARACTERISATION
Did you like or dislike, recognise, sympathise,
empathise?
Did
the names suit the characters and time period?
Was
the main character clearly recognisable?
Were
there too many characters?
Did
similar names confuse?
DIALOGUE
Was it natural, stilted, sufficiently different between characters'
voices?
Did
it move the story along?
Was
there too much or too little?
V1EWPOINT
Was
this changed or maintained throughout?
STYLE
Was
the same style maintained?
No unnecessary info?
No clichés?
No over-long sentences?
Good use of senses {sight, taste, touch, smell,
hearing)?
VOCABULARY
Repetition
of same word or phrase?
Improper use of word?
Varied
and unusual descriptions?
Purple prose to be cut?
BACKGROUND
Was
this believable, authentic?
Was
irrelevant info given?
PLOT
Interesting, too obvious, vague, stereotyped, clever or original?
CONFLICT Did
the main character have problem enough to hold your attention?
Was it obvious, near the start of the story?
Was it dramatic enough?
Was it sustained?
Was it sustained?
ENDING
Was it satisfying, a let-down. contrived,
surprising, trite. seen
coming, clever?
Were all the strands of the story tied
neatly by the end?
FEEDBACK
What is your opinion?
Did you like or dislike the story?
How do you think it could be improved?
PIP(Sandwich)
Positive - Focus on the
strengths
Improvements - Make
suggestions
Positive - Reiterate
positive statements at beginning and
suggest outcomes if criticisms acted
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Erskíne Writers
Wheelie
bin dilemma
Another recycle bin has arrived...wheelie?
The council appear to have gone all touchy feely
Grey, brown, blue and now green.
A calendar for collections, simple it seems.
Friday is now the new collection day
Just to add to my confusion and dismay
The new green bin for plastic glass and tins
Much more separation for our sins
Cardboard and paper now go their own way
Their very own bin not much more I can say
The big brown one has all the food to digest
While the good old grey is for all the rest
The first week arrives in anticipation
Have we got it right, to save the nation
Curtains twitch as neighbours peer
Out their window with dread and fear
Have they selected the correct bin this week
Or like me need counselling to seek.
Friday 4.30 am I awake in a sweat
My bin is not out well not yet
Adorned in pink dressing gown I rush downstairs
Head outside trip over garden chairs
Grab the bin place close to the road
A hasty return to my abode
Back in bed the deed is done
Others I see have missed the run
7.15 the bin lorry arrives beep...beep...beep
Feeling smug I fall back to
sleep...sleep...sleep
Dreams of living in a better climate zone
Rudely awakened by the ringing on my phone
A text from my neighbour you’ve put out the
wrong bin
It’s not green but blue I could sense his grin
Another two weeks before they return to the
street
I just want crawl into one and have a greet
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Were you ready for SAW? Jan 2019
Well, the closing date for General and Special
Categories for this year’s Scottish Association of Writers’ 50th
Anniversary Conference has passed. While early submissions are welcomed, I
often wonder just how many people are that organised. Some of us in previous
years (no prizes for guessing who) have resorted to hand delivery in order to
meet the deadline, only to find access to a block of flats denied.
In September, I am enthusiastically
thinking of what I might write for the various categories then come November
and December, Christmas has taken over my thought process and in early January,
my brain is mush and I am scrabbling about for anything to enter.
The process of following the guidelines
is, in itself, quite unnerving. I ask -
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Have I the correct word count for each category?
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Have I attached a cover sheet for each entry?
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Does the cover sheet contain the required information, namely Competition
category, Title of entry, One word pseudonym, Number of words or lines?
category, Title of entry, One word pseudonym, Number of words or lines?
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Is the text centred on the page?
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Have I used a large font size?
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Do I have a Footer on each page of the manuscript?
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Are the pages of each document numbered?
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Do I have an Insert Form for each entry?
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Does the information on the Insert Form match that of the manuscript itself
(very often I change the
title but forget to change the footer)
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Have I enclosed a stamped addressed postcard for confirmation of receipt
of entries?
of entries?
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Is my cheque made out to the appropriate Payee and for the appropriate amount?
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Have I noted my entries and pseudonyms?
(Not the first time I’ve forgotten what
I entered. On one occasion I was lucky enough to win the Margaret McConnell
Trophy and when the title and pseudonym were read out, I didn’t recognize it as
my work and approached the podium with trepidation because I couldn’t remember
what I’d written.)
It’s quite a checklist so having
established all of the above, I then put all of my entries in ONE polypocket
since I don’t want my manuscripts to arrive in a soggy mess due to rain. Having
sealed the envelope, I then have to resist the temptation to open it all up
again, just to be sure I’ve done everything. (Methinks perhaps I have a touch
of OCD.) Then it’s off to the Post Office to ensure adequate postage.
And from talking to others, I know I am not
alone in thinking that once I get to the conference, I’ll wish I had done more,
or more correctly, wish I’d done better.
Nevertheless, I am looking forward to a great
week-end.
Wilma Ferguson
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The third day of
January. Jan 2019
Many years ago, as a child I looked forward to the magic of
Christmas. The carol singing both in the church and in the streets, the festive
lights in the shops, the almost ceremonial opening of the presents and the
specials meals on Christmas day.
Those were the days when it all came to a halt at three
o’clock on Christmas afternoon so that we could listen to our glorious King or
Queen presenting their annual message on radio or TV.
During the festive week and through into New Year, we
managed to visit or be visited by all the aunts and uncles, cousins and
grandparents. I remember a few old maiden aunts, as well but no maiden uncles.
The magic faded somewhat as teenage cynicism, television and
too many seasonally wrapped pairs of socks started to appear.
As a parent with young children the magic reappeared
together with an apparent urge to make next Christmas even better than the one
before. More presents, bigger presents, a taller tree, more decorations, even
more food on an already abundant table.
That was all in the dark ages. It is now the pagan festival
of the internet. The whole of Christmas is available on line. It is now so easy
to get the ingredients of Christmas, but capturing the spirit is a lot more
difficult.
About ten years ago I decided that January 3rd
was a day to look forward to; it would all be over. The shops would again be
open, normal schedules would have returned to television and I would no longer
be shaking hands and greeting every Tom, Dick and Harriet I met in the street.
The drudgery of dreaming up gifts for people who not only
have everything, but have constantly told you not to get them anything, is a
pain. Planning and shopping for enormous amounts of food to force on people
whose normal diet is corn flakes, beans on toast and heartburn tablets, is the
equivalent of pre-planned grievous bodily harm.
Have you ever asked anyone what sort of Christmas they’ve
had and they’ve replied “Quiet, you know, but nice” ? They are the lucky ones. The rest of us have
been force-fed happiness, smiles and Christmas spirit.
I discussed it with Tom, an equally cynical and cranky old
curmudgeon of a friend of mine and we agreed “The third of January is the best
day of the year.” We now celebrate it annually at our local greasy spoon café.
We order a cup of black coffee and give each other a packet of humbugs. We are
as miserable as ever, but comfortable in our misery.
It would have still been OK if we hadn’t mentioned it to two
more old geezers, a couple of years ago, Dick and Harry, who to decide to join
us. Dick really got into the spirit of it: he designed 3rd January
greetings cards to pass round. Just to be polite, the rest of us had to do the
same for the following year. That was when Garry joined our unfestive bunch showing
off his brand new woolly bonnet.
The wives are insisting on coming along next time, but
ordering a proper meal. They are threatening to dress in smart clothes and
bring ‘wee’ gifts. They’ll probably even be expecting to enjoy themselves. Some
people never learn.
So, next year I will secretly celebrate 4th
January all by myself. I will tell no one.
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Mary Mary October 2018
"Mary Mary, quite
contrary, how does your garden grow? "
"Funny you should ask
that," says Mary " I've been having
so much trouble with rabbits. I shall have to take a gun to them. They are playing havoc with my
silver bells and cockle shells. I tried putting wire netting round, but they
still got in. How? I don't know. It's as clear as mud to me. Then to make
matters worse, a poor wee spring lamb got caught up in the wire. It was
thrashing around when I found it and was quite terrifying the little maids all
in a row.”
"Anyway, where
are my manners? I'm prattling on here like a soap opera and you are no doubt
gasping for a cup o' tea."
"I thought you'd never ask." says I, "But no, I need to dash. I've just had an idea for another short story."
Edwina Taylor
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The Sunday Post September 2018
Growing up in Scotland in the fifties and sixties, the
Sunday Post was part of the culture.
This newspaper, published by DC Thomson was founded in 1914
but until 1919 it was an extension of the Saturday Post. In January 1919 the
first edition of the Sunday Post as we knew it was produced. News was not a big
feature of this publication and as young people we were not too interested
anyway in boring old politics or news. The first page we turned to was the fun
page where we could catch up with The Broons and Oor Wullie. It is hard to
believe that these characters are still on its pages today. We knew the Broons
intimately. From Maw, Paw and Grandpaw to the bairn who probably is still a
toddler. The family lived in a tenement flat at 10 Glebe Street, Aucenshoogle.
When I started my nurse training in Glasgow Royal Infirmary I was amazed to
find that there was an actual street of this name right across from the
hospital. I knew there was a place called Auchenshuggle as it was near where I
lived. Unfortunately I never did meet any
of the Broons. The Broon’s house looked like my granny’s room and kitchen and
Maw Broon looked liked many a granny at that time. I am not sure how a family
of eight plus parents managed to live in that house. Grandpaw had his own
house. I wonder why they did not farm out some of the family to him.
There were all
the stereotypes among the Broons; Daphne, the plain one, Maggie, the glamorous
one, Hen, a big drip of a man, Joe, who actually looked quite good, the twins,
and the bairn. Horace was the geeky, clever one with sleeked back hair and wee
round specs.They were a normal family,the boys working, the girls going out
dancing and maw keeping the house. A recent popular publication is Maw Broon’s
cookbook with recipes for good Scottish home cooking. The highlight of their
year was the visit to the but n ben somewhere in the countryside where they
would cope with midgies and all the other
inconveniences experienced by a family from the city. There was usually
a problem or a dilemma at the start of the story which would be resolved in some
way by the end.
Oor wullie was next.
Wullie was a bit of a scallywag and seemed to spend a lot of his life sitting
on an upturned bucket. He was always in dungarees and had fair hair which stood
up in spikes, so he is right on trend today. When he wasn’t doing this he was
getting up to some sort of mischief with his pals, Fat Bob Wee Eck and Soapy
Soutar. Their arch enemy was PC Murdoch. Their favourite mode of transport was
their cairtie which in my neck of the woods was called a geggie. Along the
bottom of the page it said, Oor Wullie, Your Wullie, A’body’s Wullie. You might
remember that but I wonder if you remember Wullie’s surname?
Answers on a postcard please.
Kate Gordon
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The ubiquitous word GOT. August 2018
When I was twelve years old, our English language teacher, Mr
Glasier, insisted that we never use the word ‘got’ either verbally or in any of
our essays.
One of my unfortunate classmates was called John Gott. Mr
Glasier never forgave him.
It is a chameleon of a word. It means something different
depending upon its surroundings. Occasionally, it is very difficult to replace.
Common parlance.
Context
Alternative
I’ve got to leave you now.
Your
wife’s coming up the drive.
I must leave you now.
I’ve got back ache.
I’ve
decided to take a day off work.
I have back ache.
I’ve gotten me a busted back.
I’m
from West Virginia.
I
done gotten me a busted back.
I’ve got rhythm; I‘ve got music.
I’m
cool.
I’ve got rhythm; I’ve got music.
I got there before him.
My
car’s faster than his.
I
arrived before him.
I got engaged.
Will it all end in tears?
I
became engaged.
I got an engagement present
Lucky me!
I received an engagement present.
I got the
short straw.
Unlucky
me!
I
picked the short straw.
I’ve got a good idea.
Well
I think so!
I’ve thought of a good idea.
They got me
to join.
They twisted my
arm.
They
persuaded me to join.
I got to drive a Ferrari
And
crashed it!
I
was able to drive a Ferrari.
They got the culprit.
He
was a bad guy.
They
caught the culprit.
It really got to me.
I’m
easily hurt.
It
upset me.
I got that from my father.
It’s
in the genes.
I
inherited that from my father.
I got first place.
I
was the only one competing.
I won first place.
I got a
first class degree.
I
am a brain box.
I
was awarded a first class degree.
I got Physics at school.
I
remember none of it.
I
studied Physics at school.
I got a taxi.
I
was on expenses.
I
took a taxi.
I got you.
I
heard you the first time.
I
understand you.
I got you.
You
are about to fall.
I
am ready to catch you.
I got a new car.
Well
it’s almost new.
I
bought a new car.
I got lucky.
I
won the lottery.
I
was lucky.
I got off the train.
Mind
the step!
I
alighted from the train.
I got off scot free.
I
had a good lawyer.
I
was found not guilt.
What has that got to do with me?
It
wasn’t my fault.
What has that
to do with me?
I got a hole in
one.
I’m
a lucky golfer.
I
hit a hole in one.
I got me a grizzly.
I hunt bear.
I shotten me a grizzly.
I’ve got a new
coat on.
And
trousers!
I’m
wearing a new coat.
We’ve always got
on well together.
He’s
rude to everyone else.
We
have always got on well together.
I got away
with it.
I was lucky.
I
escaped by the skin of my teeth.
Gotcha
I have caught
you.
Gotcha.
Imagine
having to learn English as a foreign student; that’s just gotta be a nightmare.
Pete Marrison
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Brothers
in arms July 2018
Two late middle aged gentlemen in morning suits
are queuing at Buckingham
Palace to receive their
MBEs.
"Haven't we met before?"
"Maybe; your face seems familiar. You're
not in the Arms Industry by any chance?"
"Well yes, I'm getting a gong for designing
this new laser guided anti missile missile, but I don't remember your face at
any of the Defence Fairs."
"No,
it wouldn't be that, I'm in the biological warfare side. Different shows."
"Could we have met at university? I was
at Cambridge - Porterhouse
College".
"I was in St John's; so no reason to have met.”
"It
was the late eighties.”
“Wasn't
that the time of the peace rallies?"
“Yes, and
I was one of those young idealists!”
"Ah
yes, so was I. Now I remember. Weren’t we in the same police holding cell
overnight?"
"You're
right. Then next morning, at the magistrate’s court, we were bound over to keep
the peace."
Pete Marrison
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It's never too late June 2018
I was in my late seventies and I was bored.
I needed something to do other than walking, golfing and messing about in the
garden and workshop.
Yes, I read a bit on rain days, but there are
too many of those days.
For several years I had been thinking about
‘writing’ as a hobby. I’m a slow thinker.
In December 2015 I saw a short advert for a
writing group in the local library on Thursday evenings. I phoned and then met
Laura at the library.
“The group has stopped until after Christmas,”
she said, “but come to out first meeting in January. Meanwhile let’s pick out a few seasonal words
and you can try writing a short story which includes those words.”
Below is that story:-
Writers Block
Laura said “Write a story about Christmas including ‘Red,
Holly, Elves, Scrooge and Snow’ ”.
Well that set me back on my heels. I had only come along to
talk about writing, not to actual do
writing. However, better make the best of it; you never know, it might be good
for a laugh.
Where should I start? The mind is a blank. Should the
structure be top down, bottom up or middle up down (MUD). The mind was totally
confused already and yet I was still on my way home from the Library. Maybe I
should stop trying to think and just let the ideas come to me.
A week goes by and I start realise that the ideas seem to be
passing me by on the other side of the street. OK then leave it all to the
subconscious; let it work out a
story. Think of the five buzz words last thing at night and by morning the
solution might be there.
Another week goes by and yet another strategy had bitten the
dust. Maybe I’ll just have to get down and do some work. Perhaps concentrate on
the perspiration and go easy on the inspiration. At least I do know how to
start – ‘Once up on a time’.
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Once upon a time, a miserable, but hardworking young
gardener called “Scrooge” noticed that during autumn, if the weather conditions
were right, the leaves of the holly tree had a tendency to curl up and then
change colour and became a variety of attractive shades of red.
He morosely observed that this more frequently happened when
there were night frosts, sunny days and not a lot of wind.
For many years he tried to vary the growing conditions in
his garden to try a fool the holly trees into thinking it was cold but sunny or
warm but wet and other strange weather quirks. All to no avail.
In his garden were some old worn out and chipped ornamental
Goblins and Elves and the unhappy Scrooge suddenly remembered that the Elves
had been chipped out of limestone blocks. Within seconds the first Goblin had
had its head chopped off and ground down into powder and that powder had been
worked into the roots of one of the young holly saplings. Scrooge’s excitement
soon died away and he eventually forgot about the limestone.
However, about six months later, it was coming up to
Christmas and one morning young Scrooge awoke to see snow on the ground.
Feeling even more miserable than usual, he started to sweep away the snow and
as he did, he noticed something red lying on to of the snow – some sort of leaf
maybe. His heart flipped, it was just at the side of one of the holy trees, in
fact the very tree where he had sprinkled the limestone dust. He looked up and
saw that the whole holly tree had red tinted leaves.
He also glanced across at the headless Elf and the Goblin next
to it which seemed to be winking at him.
Maybe it was the thought of Christmas, the miracle of the
red holly or just the beauty of the clean snow, but Scrooge felt his melancholy
fall away and a smile glued itself to his face and his soul.
Several months later, this revitalised and still happy
Scrooge met a nice young lady, they married and eventually, a beautiful baby
girl was born.
Scrooge and his wife and baby Holly lived happily ever
after.
THE END
When I read it out to the group a few weeks
later, the consensus seemed to be that although the preamble was OK, the
actual story about the Red Holly and Elves was rubbish.
The main thing was that I enjoyed writing
it.
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ANNE O'NEAMUS Infestation May 2018
The current spell of
good weather is to blame for this plague.
It's a ubiquitous,
pestilential, annual infestation.
Beetle-black bodies
glint iridescent in the sun.
Shiny-capped heads dance
in the light.
Whether single or in
clusters, the whirring sound signals their presence.
Yes, summer means
cyclists.
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KATE GORDON. Away From It All April 2018
I have just spent a few days in the lovely Trossachs
with no internet or mobile phone. I am sure my fellow writers will be thinking
that I will return with some wonderful pieces inspired by the tranquillity and
beauty of my surroundings. They’ll be wrong.
I did go with an empty notebook which remained
unopened, and some pens which were used only to fill in the Herald crossword.
It is amazing how much time you can pass just observing the world around you.
Some wee sparrows were building a nest in the
guttering on my balcony and I whiled away a good few hours watching them fly in
and out with their little beaks filled with straw and bits of garden debris.
A herd of wild goats foraging among the bushes
had me reaching for the camera. I failed to get a decent picture but did get a
close up of their ferocious looking horns as the beasts came up and peered in
the window at me.
Another thing I watched was some rubbishy
daytime television. I told myself that this is allowed when you are on holiday.
So, not a lot of writing was done. However, before I left home, a short spell
of unwellness prompted me to write this.
Fur Ye
Equality?
There’s
nae sich thing
if
ye’re a wumman.
Everythin
is yours,
fae
the totties tae the dug.
A
the dishes
an
the mugs,
the
hoover an
the
waashin machine.
You’re
the queen o
a
ye survey, inside an oot.
There
is nae nae doot
who
belangs tae the gairden
an
a it entails.
Even
the snails
are
yours.
If
ye ever hiv the flu
an
the ither hauf
has
tae dae the chores,
ye’ll
get an hourly bulletin,
tae
make sure it’s sinkin in,
Ah’ve wiped yer flair,
hoovered yer stair,
watched yer weans,
cleaned yer drains,
cut yer hedges,
weeded yer edges,
fed yer cat,
ah’ve done a that
FUR YE.
Happy
Easter to all at Erskine Writers.
Kate
Gordon
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MYRA DUFFY: A Writer’s Journey March 2018
I joined Erskine Writers in 2007 and quickly found how
supportive everyone in the group was to a ‘new’ writer. Although I wrote when I
was a child and had had a lot of non-fiction published over the years, I was
coming back to fiction after a long absence and the help I received gave me the
confidence to proceed.
If you can’t manage to come along to the meetings, held on a
Tuesday afternoon at the Bargarran Community Centre, you can become a postal
member and access information through the website.
You will have the opportunity to try all kinds of writing
from short stories to poetry to flash fiction.
Although I now write novels, (mostly cosy crime set on the
Isle of Bute) I continue to write poetry and short stories. I’ve uploaded one
of my flash fiction stories below.
For more information visit my website
www,myraduffywriter.com or find me on Facebook and Twitter @duffy_myra
MYRA
DUFFY THE ISLE OF BUTE
MYSTERY SERIES
HOLIDAY BLUES
I don’t want to think about that holiday, how it ended. We’d
set off in high spirits, so in love.
‘A little villa by the sea,’ he said. ‘Just
the two of us. We can chill out, enjoy the sunshine, away from the hustle and
bustle.’
There was only a
moment’s hesitation. He must have known I’d been in love with him for years,
would have done anything for him.
‘What about your
wife?’ I said.
‘She thinks I’m
going on a golfing holiday with the lads,’ he grinned.
How could I
refuse? It wasn’t only because he was my boss that I’d fallen in love with him,
though it was hard not to love him. The gifts of expensive clothes, the
jewellery hand-made to order: he was a man who always got what he wanted.
The weekend was
all he promised. We swam in the turquoise blue sea, ate at little secluded
restaurants, made love under the stars. He said he and his wife didn’t get on,
but he couldn’t leave her. She was the one with all the money.
On the flight home,
he was distant. ‘Perhaps we should cool things for a while,’ he said.
We collected our
bags in silence, as though we meant nothing to each other.
At the newspaper
kiosk, the headlines screamed, ‘Wife of well-known businessman murdered.’
He gave me no
sign, just put me in a taxi and turned to leave without a word.
It was then I
realised. I wasn’t his lover. I was his alibi.